You know you're in Norfolk when...

• ...there are more speed cameras than anywhere else in the country
• ...you get overtaken in the 30mph-zone
• ...you're almost the only one using the car's indicators
• ...people drive in 60mph on tiny roads with no clear sight around the corner and there is not enough space to meet another car
• ...you are about the only one not speeding
• ...you can't understand what half the people say because they're mumbling
• ...there's a Tesco around every corner

Some road observations:

• About half the cars to overtake you are black
• The only cars you driving slower than you are lorries or driven by people talking on the phone, lighting a cigarette or people over 60 years old
• Some people drive in 40mph in the 60-zone and 60mph in the 40-zone....

I've been to Fakenham, and I love everything except the other drivers.